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notcrazyiswear:

I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.

Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.

I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”

nicoyazawafanboy:

Warner Bros. to Make Western Hentai Feature Anime Characters Under Looney Tunes Name

Warner Bros. is planning to bring back the Looney Tunes series, but with a twist; with R-rated hentai. While there has been many Looney Tunes shorts in the past ten years, they have mostly been buried under the various classics that were released though 1930 to 1969.

"Yep, we’re releasing hentai!" says Mel Blanc, the man that was the voice of Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, and somehow is here for questions even though he died in 1989. "We’re keeping the same formula as the Looney Tunes shorts in the past, but this time the shenanigans will not only get the Looney Tunes characters in major trouble, they will also get major anime pussy! You better bet I’m keeping all of my roles doc!” Blanc says enthusiastically.

These 6-10 minute shorts are set to air some time in 2015 on Cartoon Network’s adult oriented block, Adult Swim. Stay tuned for more news.

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